Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th December 2004

Dilbert//5723, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 15th December 2004

Tags

poison waffles stock insider trading conflicts of interest worthwhile banking business

Official transcript

"I'll recommend your stock to the public, but first I need some conflicts of interest to make it worthwhile."

"For example, I'll need to get your investment banking business."

"Okay."

"And you need to merge with my other client that makes poison waffles."

"Okay."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL RECOMMEND YOUR STOCK TO THE PUBLIC, BUT FIRST I NEED SOME CONFLICTS OF INTEREST TO MAKE IT WORTHWHILE.

FOR EXAMPLE, I'LL NEED TO GET YOUR INVESTMENT BANKING BUSINESS.

OKAY.

AND YOU NEED TO MERGE WITH MY OTHER CLIENT THAT MAKES POISON WAFFLES.

OKAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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