Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th December 2004

Dilbert//5724, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 16th December 2004

Tags

own stock black berry dumps hares spiked profit buy a helicopter

Open source transcript

TV STOCK ANALYST DO YOU OWN STOCK IN THE COMPANY YOU RECOMMENDED?

NO. I USED MY BLACK BERRY TO DUMP MY SHARES AS 500N AS THEY SPIKED FROM MY RECOMMENDATION.

THIS IS VERY WRONG.

NOW I'M USING THE PROFIT TO BUY A HELICOPTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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