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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th December 2004

Dilbert//5724, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 16th December 2004


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own stock black berry dumps hares spiked profit buy a helicopter


Open source transcript

TV STOCK ANALYST DO YOU OWN STOCK IN THE COMPANY YOU RECOMMENDED?

NO. I USED MY BLACK BERRY TO DUMP MY SHARES AS 500N AS THEY SPIKED FROM MY RECOMMENDATION.

THIS IS VERY WRONG.

NOW I'M USING THE PROFIT TO BUY A HELICOPTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Helicopter Investment"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a TV stock analyst and his dog. The analyst asks the dog if it owns stock in the company it recommends, to which the dog responds with a recommendation to use Blackberry to dump shares. The analyst is confused by this advice, but the dog clarifies that it is using the profit to buy a helicopter. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the dog's unconventional investment strategy.

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