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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th December 2004

Dilbert//5725, first published 22 years ago on Friday 17th December 2004


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advice for cousin carerradvice dilmon frustrated work environement scratch out meager living


Official transcript

Your cousin Lauren just got her degree in English. Can you give her some career advice? "Would you enjoy scratching out a meager living in a frustrating work environment?"

"I've never thought about it."

"Obviously."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR COUSIN LAUREN JUST GOT HER DEGREE IN ENGLISH. CAN YOU GIVE HER SOME CAREER ADVICE?

WOULD YOU ENJOY SCRATCHING OUT A MEAGER LIVING IN A FRUSTRATING WORK ENVIRONMENT?

I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

OBVIOUSLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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