Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th December 2004

Dilbert//5726, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 18th December 2004

Tags

submit resume misguided optimism human will see resume email parents

Official transcript

Click Submit"

to post your resume on the jobs web site."

"Now sit back and enjoy the misguided optimism that someday a human being will see it."

"Be sure to tell your parents that you looked for a job today."

"I'll e-mail them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CLICK "SUBMIT" TO POST YOUR RESUME ON THE JOBS WEB SITE.

NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE MISGUIDED OPTIMISM THAT SOMEDAY A HUMAN BEING WILL SEE IT.

BE SURE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU LOOKED FOR A JOB TODAY.

I'LL EMAIL THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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