Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th February 2005

Dilbert//5775, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 5th February 2005

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new vp amrketing xperinece unrelated indutry assured shampoo sailing astrology

Official transcript

Our new VP of Marketing has twenty years of experience in an unrelated industry. "But he assured me that technology is the same as shampoo."

"I predict smooth sailing."

"Technology? I though you said astrology."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW VP OF MARKETING HAS TWENTY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN AN UNRELATED INDUSTRY.

BUT HE ASSURED ME THAT TECHNOLOGY IS THE SAME AS SHAMPOO.

I PREDICT SMOOTH SAILING.

TECHNOLOGY? I THOUGHT YOU SAID ASTROLOGY.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shampoo and Technology"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a group of men, likely in a business setting, discussing the similarities between shampoo and technology. The conversation starts with one man stating that their new VP of Marketing has twenty years of experience in an unrelated industry. Another man responds by saying that he assured him that technology is the same as shampoo. A third man then jokes that he predicts smooth sailing, and another man remarks that he thought he said "astorlogy." The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea that technology is as simple as shampoo.

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