Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th February 2005

Dilbert//5775, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 5th February 2005

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new vp amrketing xperinece unrelated indutry assured shampoo sailing astrology

Official transcript

Our new VP of Marketing has twenty years of experience in an unrelated industry. "But he assured me that technology is the same as shampoo."

"I predict smooth sailing."

"Technology? I though you said astrology."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW VP OF MARKETING HAS TWENTY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN AN UNRELATED INDUSTRY.

BUT HE ASSURED ME THAT TECHNOLOGY IS THE SAME AS SHAMPOO.

I PREDICT SMOOTH SAILING.

TECHNOLOGY? I THOUGHT YOU SAID ASTROLOGY.

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