Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd March 2005

Dilbert//5821, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 23rd March 2005

Tags

not entitled to opinions copyrighted stupidest opinions universe uttered

Official transcript

"And so that's why..."

"Excuse me, you're not entitled to your opinion."

"I copyrighted all of the stupidest opinions in the universe so they can never again be uttered."

"Hey! I just realized that I no longer need to drink!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND SO THAT'S WHY.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION.

I COPYRIGHTED ALL OF THE STUPIDEST OPINIONS IN THE UNIVERSE SO THEY CAN NEVER AGAIN BE UTTERED.

HEY! I JUST REALIZED THAT I NO LONGER NEED TO DRINK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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