Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd March 2005

Dilbert//5821, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 23rd March 2005

Tags

not entitled to opinions copyrighted stupidest opinions universe uttered

Official transcript

"And so that's why..."

"Excuse me, you're not entitled to your opinion."

"I copyrighted all of the stupidest opinions in the universe so they can never again be uttered."

"Hey! I just realized that I no longer need to drink!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND SO THAT'S WHY.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION.

I COPYRIGHTED ALL OF THE STUPIDEST OPINIONS IN THE UNIVERSE SO THEY CAN NEVER AGAIN BE UTTERED.

HEY! I JUST REALIZED THAT I NO LONGER NEED TO DRINK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Copyrighting Opinions"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting at a conference table with his coworkers. The scene unfolds as follows:

• A coworker expresses their opinion, prompting Dilbert to respond with a witty remark: "Excuse me. You're not entitled to your opinion."
• Dilbert's boss intervenes, stating that he has copyrighted all of the stupidest opinions in the universe, rendering them no longer valid.
• In response, Dilbert declares, "Hey, I just realized that I no longer need to drink!"

The comic strip playfully satirizes the concept of copyrighting opinions, highlighting the absurdity of attempting to control what people think. It also touches on the theme of workplace humor and the power dynamics between employees and management.

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