Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th March 2005

Dilbert//5822, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 24th March 2005

Tags

software integration coworkers misundertsanding abuse insisting on defense what i think halluciante

Official transcript

"How can you think that the software integration project is a waste of time??!"

"I don't.' "But if history is my guide, you will abuse the next hour of my life by insisting that I defend your misunderstanding of what I think."
"So why do you think it's a wast eof time?"

"Do you mind if I work while yo uhallucinate?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT THE SOFTWARE INTEGRATION PROJECT IS A WASTE OF TIME??!

I DON T.

BUT IF HISTORY IS MY GUIDE, YOU WILL ABUSE THE NEXT HOUR OF MY LIFE BY INSISTING THAT I DEFEND YOUR MISUNDERSTANDING OF WHAT I THINK.

SO WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME?

DO YOU MIND IF I WORK WHILE YOU HALLUCINATE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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