Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th March 2005

Dilbert//5823, first published 21 years ago on Friday 25th March 2005

Tags

you're ugly or rumor is ugly bad news ugly rumor

Official transcript

"I'm the victim of an ugly rumor at work."

"Are you saying that the rumor is ugly or that the rumor is that you're ugly?"
"I'm saying the rumor itself is ugly."
"Well, then I have more bad news for you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THE VICTIM OF AN UGLY RUMOR AT WORK.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE RUMOR IS UGLY OR THAT THE RUMOR IS THAT YOU'RE UGLY?

I'M SAYING THE RUMOR ITSELF IS UGLY.

WELL, THEN I HAVE MORE BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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