Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th April 2005

Dilbert//5835, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 6th April 2005

Tags

new marketing camoaign no budget brave enough bold project worst job hiding

Official transcript

"We need a new marketing campaign but we have no budget for it whatsoever."
"Who among is is brave enough to lead such a risky project?"

"Okay, you're doing the worst job of hiding under the table."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED A NEW MARKETING CAMPAIGN BUT WE HAVE NO BUDGET FOR IT WHATSOEVER.

WHO AMONG US IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO LEAD SUCH A BOLD AND RISKY PROJECT?

OKAY, YOU'RE DOING THE WORST JOB OF HIDING UNDER THE TABLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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