Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th April 2005

Dilbert//5836, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 7th April 2005

Tags

tech support online customer survey how happy

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support:
Please fill out the online customer satisfaction survey."
"Um... But you haven't even tried to help me yet."
"I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT PLEASE FILL OUT THE ONLINE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY.

UM... BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO HELP ME YET.

I LIKE TO BASE MY HELP ON HOW HAPPY YOU EXPECT TO BE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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