Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th April 2005

Dilbert//5836, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 7th April 2005

Tags

tech support online customer survey how happy

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support:
Please fill out the online customer satisfaction survey."
"Um... But you haven't even tried to help me yet."
"I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT PLEASE FILL OUT THE ONLINE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY.

UM... BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO HELP ME YET.

I LIKE TO BASE MY HELP ON HOW HAPPY YOU EXPECT TO BE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Base Help"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, working as a technical support representative. He is tasked with filling out an online customer satisfaction survey. However, instead of providing genuine assistance, Dogbert attempts to manipulate the customer into being happy with his help.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's cynical attitude towards his job
• His attempt to manipulate the customer into being happy with his help
• The use of sarcasm and irony in the comic strip

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of customer service and the ways in which companies try to manipulate their customers into being satisfied. It also highlights Dogbert's cynical personality and his tendency to take advantage of situations for his own gain.

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