Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th April 2005

Dilbert//5837, first published 21 years ago on Friday 8th April 2005

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handpicked team no budget laziness least effirt yvonne hotness power over men manipulated by all good meeting business

Official transcript

"I hand-picked you two for my team becasue we have no budget."

"Wally, your laziness helps you accomplish the most work with the least effort. Yvonne, your hotness give syou the power to make men do what you want for nothing."
"So, then Yvonne convinced me to do her work and Wally went on diability leave."

"But otherwise, a good meeting?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HANDPICKED YOU TWO FOR MY TEAM BECAUSE WE HAVE NO BUDGET.

WALLY, YOUR LAZINESS HELPS YOU ACCOMPLISH THE MOST WORK WITH THE LEAST EFFORT.

YVONNE, YOUR HOTNESS GIVES YOU THE POWER TO MAKE MEN DO WHAT YOU WANT FOR NOTHING.

SO, THEN YVONNE CONVINCED ME TO DO HER WORK AND WALLY WENT ON DISABILITY LEAVE.

BUT OTHERWISE, A GOOD MEETING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hotness and Laziness"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and office antics. In this particular strip, Dilbert's boss, Wally, is portrayed as being extremely lazy, often finding excuses to avoid work. Despite this, Wally's wife, Yvonne, has convinced him to do his job, and he has reluctantly agreed to attend a meeting.

The strip highlights the absurdity of Wally's situation, where he is forced to confront his own laziness and the consequences of not doing his job. The humor is derived from Dilbert's deadpan reactions and the ridiculousness of Wally's excuses for not working.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the common office scenario where employees may try to avoid work or find ways to get out of doing their jobs. The use of humor and satire allows the creator to comment on the human condition and the quirks of office life.

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