Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th April 2005

Dilbert//5837, first published 21 years ago on Friday 8th April 2005

Tags

handpicked team no budget laziness least effirt yvonne hotness power over men manipulated by all good meeting business

Official transcript

"I hand-picked you two for my team becasue we have no budget."

"Wally, your laziness helps you accomplish the most work with the least effort. Yvonne, your hotness give syou the power to make men do what you want for nothing."
"So, then Yvonne convinced me to do her work and Wally went on diability leave."

"But otherwise, a good meeting?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HANDPICKED YOU TWO FOR MY TEAM BECAUSE WE HAVE NO BUDGET.

WALLY, YOUR LAZINESS HELPS YOU ACCOMPLISH THE MOST WORK WITH THE LEAST EFFORT.

YVONNE, YOUR HOTNESS GIVES YOU THE POWER TO MAKE MEN DO WHAT YOU WANT FOR NOTHING.

SO, THEN YVONNE CONVINCED ME TO DO HER WORK AND WALLY WENT ON DISABILITY LEAVE.

BUT OTHERWISE, A GOOD MEETING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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