Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th April 2005

Dilbert//5838, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 9th April 2005

Tags

no budget no staff wits and computer wits pencil

Official transcript

"I might have no budget and no staff to help me on my project, but that doesn't matter."

"Because all I need are my wits and my computer."
"My computer is too slow. I'm taking yours."
"My wits and... this pencil."

"Hey, isn't that my pencil?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MIGHT HAVE NO BUDGET AND NO STAFF TO HELP ME ON MY PROJECT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

BECAUSE ALL I NEED ARE MY WITS AND MY COMPUTER.

MY COMPUTER IS TOO SLOW.

I'M TAKING YOURS.

MY WITS AND...THIS PENCIL.

HEY, ISN'T THAT MY PENCIL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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