Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th May 2005

Dilbert//5874, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 15th May 2005

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400 per hour expensive ball rolling process using recommendations

Official transcript

Mister Dogbert has agreed to consult for $400 per hour. "I know it's expensive but you get what you pay for."

"Let's get the ball rolling."

"My first question is: what process will you be using to arrive at your recommendations?"

"a..."

"very...slow one..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MISTER DOGBERT HAS AGREED TO CONSULT FOR $400 PER HOUR.

I KNOW IT'S EXPENSIVE BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.

LET'S GET THE BALL ROLLING.

MY FIRST QUESTION IS: WHAT PROCESS WILL YOU BE USING TO ARRIVE AT YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS?

VERY..

SLOW ONE.

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