Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th May 2005

Dilbert//5884, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 25th May 2005

Tags

balancing work life job anger destablizie crush urges punch something will want kids

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert tries to find work-life balance

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HAVING TROUBLE BALANCING MY WORK LIFE AND MY PERSONAL LIFE. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

I USE JOB ANGER TO DESTABILIZE MY HORMONAL BALANCE AND CRUSH ANY COMPETING URGES.

THAT REMINDS ME: I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TODAY OR I'LL WANT TO HAVE KIDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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