Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th May 2005

Dilbert//5885, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 26th May 2005

Tags

good advice balance personal life zen approach no freinds no work perfect balance zen faster

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert tries to find work-life balance

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NO ONE HAS ANY GOOD ADVICE ON HOW I CAN BALANCE MY WORK WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE.

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME.

I TAKE THE ZEN APPROACH OF HAVING NO FRIENDS AND DOING NO WORK.

HENCE, PERFECT BALANCE.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DEFINITION OF ZEN?

I USED TO READ, BUT IT'S FASTER TO MAKE UP STUFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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