Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th May 2005

Dilbert//5886, first published 21 years ago on Friday 27th May 2005

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wife and kids exercising eating right sounds dangerous defibrilator

Open source transcript

MILT, YOU HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. HOW DO YOU FIND TIME TO DO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO?

I HAD TO GIVE UP A FEW THINGS, SUCH AS EXERCIS ING AND EATING HEALTHY FOOD.

THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

NAH. THE KIDS ARE TRAINED TO USE THE DEFIBRILLATOR

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dangers of Defibrillation"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, in conversation with Milt, a middle-aged man with a wife and kids. Milt inquires about Dilbert's secret to managing time effectively, despite having a family. Dilbert responds by revealing that he has given up various activities, including exercising and eating healthy food, to free up time for work. However, he notes that this approach has an unintended consequence: his kids are now trained to use the defibrillator.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of balancing work and family life, as well as the unexpected consequences of prioritizing productivity over personal well-being.

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