Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th May 2005

Dilbert//5886, first published 21 years ago on Friday 27th May 2005

Tags

wife and kids exercising eating right sounds dangerous defibrilator

Open source transcript

MILT, YOU HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. HOW DO YOU FIND TIME TO DO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO?

I HAD TO GIVE UP A FEW THINGS, SUCH AS EXERCIS ING AND EATING HEALTHY FOOD.

THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

NAH. THE KIDS ARE TRAINED TO USE THE DEFIBRILLATOR

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