Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th July 2005

Dilbert//5939, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 19th July 2005

Tags

elbonians demanding bribes overpaid consultants legal won't get caught

Official transcript

"The Elbonians are demanding bribes, or else they won't do business with us."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ELBONIANS ARE DEMANDING BRIBES, OR ELSE THEY WON'T DO BUSINESS WITH US.

HIRE THEM AS OVERPAID CONSULTANTS AND DON'T ASK THEM FOR ANYTHING. THAT WAY, IT'S ALL LEGAL.

AND BY LEGAL YOU MEAN WON'T GET CAUGHT?

PO-TAY-TO, PO - TAH-TO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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