Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th July 2005

Dilbert//5949, first published 21 years ago on Friday 29th July 2005

Tags

fresh cauliflower sleep operation oiwrked reminds me anesthesia health

Official transcript

"First I'll saw open your head. Then I'll replace your faulty brain with a fresh cauliflower."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FIRST I'LL SAW OPEN YOUR HEAD. THEN I'LL REPLACE YOUR FAULTY BRAIN WITH A FRESH CAULIFLOWER.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T PUT ME TO SLEEP, EAT THE CAULIFLOWER AND CLAIM THE OPERATION WORKED?

THAT REMINDS ME: YOUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER ANESTHESIA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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