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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th July 2005

Dilbert//5950, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 30th July 2005


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brain transplant ask anything roman general crossing rubicon dijon vinagrette


Official transcript

How'd your brain transplant work out?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW'D YOUR BRAIN TRANSPLANT WORK OUT?

GREAT. ASK ME ANYTHING.

WHAT ROMAN GENERAL WAS FAMOUS FOR CROSSING THE RUBICON RIVER?

CAESAR.

WOW.

THAT'S RIGHT.

PHEW!

IM GLAD I DIDN'T GO WITH DIJON VINAIGRETTE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Roman General's Crossing"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The discussion centers around a Roman general who crossed the Rubicon River, with Dilbert inquiring about his identity. Wally responds with a clever pun, stating that the general was Caesar, and then proceeds to make a humorous comment about Caesar not being present to enjoy a salad made with Dijon vinaigrette.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert asks about the Roman general who crossed the Rubicon River.
  • Wally responds with a pun, stating that the general was Caesar.
  • Wally makes a humorous comment about Caesar not being present to enjoy a salad made with Dijon vinaigrette.

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