Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th July 2005

Dilbert//5950, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 30th July 2005

Tags

brain transplant ask anything roman general crossing rubicon dijon vinagrette

Official transcript

How'd your brain transplant work out?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'D YOUR BRAIN TRANSPLANT WORK OUT?

GREAT. ASK ME ANYTHING.

WHAT ROMAN GENERAL WAS FAMOUS FOR CROSSING THE RUBICON RIVER?

CAESAR.

WOW.

THAT'S RIGHT.

PHEW!

IM GLAD I DIDN'T GO WITH DIJON VINAIGRETTE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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