Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 2005

Dilbert//5951, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 31st July 2005

Tags

alice boss car call diustarcted made distracted driving crashed

Official transcript

Rrring!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RRRING!!

NOW WHAT?

THIS IS ALICE.

OH NO. I HEAR TRAFFIC. WHERE ARE YOU?

HI GAAA! IT'S A CAR CALL. HE'S USING ME TO ENTERTAIN HIMSELF WHILE HE'S SITTING IN TRAFFIC.

I'LL LOSE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE IF I DON'T GET HIM OFF THE PHONE.

NICE WEATHER TODAY.

11S YOUR BOSS.

DO ME A FAVOR AND LOOK IN YOUR BRIEFCASE TO SEE IF MY LATEST REPORT IS THERE.

OKAY.

IN MY CAR.

AND TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO SO I CAN HEAR YOU... AND CHECK YOUR CALENDAR ON YOUR PDA.

HOW'S EVERYTHING?

GAAA!!!

CRASH!

I'M GOING TO HELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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