Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 2005

Dilbert//5951, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 31st July 2005

Tags

alice boss car call diustarcted made distracted driving crashed

Official transcript

Rrring!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RRRING!!

NOW WHAT?

THIS IS ALICE.

OH NO. I HEAR TRAFFIC. WHERE ARE YOU?

HI GAAA! IT'S A CAR CALL. HE'S USING ME TO ENTERTAIN HIMSELF WHILE HE'S SITTING IN TRAFFIC.

I'LL LOSE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE IF I DON'T GET HIM OFF THE PHONE.

NICE WEATHER TODAY.

11S YOUR BOSS.

DO ME A FAVOR AND LOOK IN YOUR BRIEFCASE TO SEE IF MY LATEST REPORT IS THERE.

OKAY.

IN MY CAR.

AND TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO SO I CAN HEAR YOU... AND CHECK YOUR CALENDAR ON YOUR PDA.

HOW'S EVERYTHING?

GAAA!!!

CRASH!

I'M GOING TO HELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Traffic Report"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2005, features Dilbert, a popular character created by Scott Adams. The strip is divided into nine panels, each showcasing a different scene.

Panel 1-3:

• Dilbert is shown at his desk, looking frustrated.
• He is on the phone with Alice, his boss's assistant.
• Dilbert asks Alice if she has any idea what is going on, implying that he is experiencing some kind of problem or delay.

Panel 4-6:

• Alice responds by asking if Dilbert is in his car.
• Dilbert confirms that he is in his car, and Alice tells him to turn down the radio so she can hear him better.
• Alice then asks Dilbert to check his calendar on his PDA (Personal Digital Assistant) to see if there is a meeting scheduled.

Panel 7-9:

• Dilbert checks his calendar and finds that he has a meeting scheduled with the CEO.
• He becomes excited and starts yelling "GAAA!" and "CRASH!" as he realizes he is going to be late.
• The final panel shows Dilbert's car crashing, with the words "I'M GOING TO HELL" written above it.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the common experience of being late for a meeting and the frustration that comes with it.

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