Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd August 2005

Dilbert//5973, first published 21 years ago on Monday 22nd August 2005

Tags

nonsense no questions no time

Official transcript

"Aha! Just the person I need."

"Meet with the LDC and make sure the MRT gets URPed when the RFIT gets NERKed to the ORCAT."

"If you have any questions, I don't have time for that sort of thing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AHA! JUST THE PERSON I NEED.

MEET WITH THE LDC AND MAKE SURE THE MRT GETS URPED WHEN THE RFIT GETS NERKED TO THE ORCAT.

IF YOU HAVE ANY HAVE TIMES OR THAT SORT OF THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "LDC and the MRT"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive black tuft of hair, in a humorous exchange with a coworker.

• Panel 1: Dilbert, standing in a doorway, exclaims, "Aha, just the person I need!"
• Panel 2: He approaches his coworker, who is holding a book, and says, "Meet with the LDC and make sure the MRT gets urped when the RFIT gets nerked to the ORCAT."
• Panel 3: The coworker responds, "If you have any questions, I don't have time for that sort of thing."
• Panel 4: Dilbert looks puzzled, wondering what the coworker means.

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's unique blend of humor and office politics, highlighting the absurdity of corporate jargon and the challenges of communication in a workplace setting.

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