Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd August 2005

Dilbert//5974, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 23rd August 2005

Tags

standardize dept

Official transcript

"I've decided to standardize the department on a new programming language."

"With all due respect, that sort of decision should be made by someone who knows his mass from a black hole."

"The vendor warned me that you couldn't be objective."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO STANDARDIZE THE DEPARTMENT ON A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THAT SORT OF DECISION SHOULD BE MADE BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HIS MASS FROM A BLACK HOLE.

THE VENDOR WARNED ME THAT YOU COULDN'T BE OBJECTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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