Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th September 2005

Dilbert//5992, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 10th September 2005

Official transcript

"You will no longer have access to code on any server but your own."

"Is it my imagination, or are all of our rules designed for the sole purpose of being huge inconveniences?"

"And starting today, all passwords must contain letters, numbers, doodles, sign language and squirrel noises."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO CODE ON ANY SERVER BUT YOUR OWN.

IS IT MY IMAGINATION, OR ARE ALL OF OUR RULES DESIGNED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING HUGE INCONVENIENCES?

ALL PASSIONOS MUST CONTAIN LETTERS, NUMBERS, DOODLES, SIGN LANGUAGE AND SQUIRREL NOISES.

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