Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th September 2005

Dilbert//5993, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 11th September 2005

Official transcript

"Welcome to Dogbert's Anger Management Seminar."

"My goal is to transform you from angry nuts into..."

"Angry nuts who have paid me."

"I need a volunteer for our first demonstration. You, come here."

"Put your head about here."

"Now try to control your anger while I do this..."

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP "Maybe you didn't get enough sleep last night."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S ANGER MANAGEMENT SEMINAR.

MY GOAL IS TO TRANSFORM YOU FROM ANGRY NUTS INTO...

ANGRY NUTS WHO HAVE PAID ME.

I NEED A VOLUNTEER FOR OUR FIRST DEMONSTRATION.

YOU, COME HERE.

PUT YOUR HEAD ABOUT HERE.

NOW TRY TO CONTROL YOUR ANGER WHILE I DO THIS...

WHAP WHAP WHAP WUHAP WHAP MAYBE YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Anger Management Seminar"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, attending an anger management seminar.
• Dilbert's goal is to transform his anger into something productive.
• He is paired with a volunteer who has paid for the seminar.
• The volunteer is asked to control Dilbert's anger while he performs a task.
• Dilbert becomes angry and aggressive, causing the volunteer to get enough sleep the previous night.
• The comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of managing anger and the consequences of not doing so.

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