Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th September 2005

Dilbert//5994, first published 21 years ago on Monday 12th September 2005

Official transcript

Elbonian hackers are trying to steal our source code. "Send our goons to beat them up."

"I was thinking more along the lines of improving our data security."

"Improve it or else I'll have our goons beat you up."

"This is surprisingly motivational."

"Youse call dat a firewall?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN HACKERS ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR SOURCE CODE.

SEND OUR GOONS TO BEAT THEM UP.

I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF IMPROVING OUR DATA SECURITY IMPROVE IT OR ELSE I'LL HAVE OUR GOONS BEAT YOU UP.

THIS IS SURPRISINGLY MOTIVATIONAL.

YOUSE CALL DAT A FIREWALL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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