Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th September 2005

Dilbert//5995, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 13th September 2005

Official transcript

Do you have the list of invitees for the debriefing meeting? "Here."

"I like to blame people who won't be in the room."

"Bad news for you: You're not on the list."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE THE LIST OF INVITEES FOR THE DEBRIEFING MEETING?

I LIKE TO BLAME PEOPLE WHO WON'T BE IN THE ROOM.

HERE.

BAD NEWS FOR YOU: YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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