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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th September 2005

Dilbert//5995, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 13th September 2005


Official transcript

Do you have the list of invitees for the debriefing meeting? "Here."

"I like to blame people who won't be in the room."

"Bad news for you: You're not on the list."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE THE LIST OF INVITEES FOR THE DEBRIEFING MEETING?

I LIKE TO BLAME PEOPLE WHO WON'T BE IN THE ROOM.

HERE.

BAD NEWS FOR YOU: YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Debriefing Meeting Debacle"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2005, depicts a humorous exchange between a character and their boss. The scene unfolds in a meeting room, where the boss is addressing an employee who has brought a list of invitees for a debriefing meeting.

Key Points:

  • The boss asks if the employee has the list of invitees for the debriefing meeting.
  • The employee responds with a list, but the boss is unimpressed, stating that they are not on the list.
  • The boss then blames the employee for not including them on the list.
  • The employee is left confused and frustrated by the boss's response.

Themes:

  • The comic strip touches on themes of office politics, communication breakdowns, and the challenges of working in a corporate environment.
  • It also highlights the importance of clear communication and effective delegation in avoiding misunderstandings and conflicts.

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