Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th September 2005

Dilbert//5996, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 14th September 2005

Official transcript

The failure of my project can only be blamed on... BEEP BOOP BEEP "I'll be right there."

"That guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FAILURE OF MY PROJECT CAN ONLY BE BLAMED ON. ..

BEEP BOOP BEEP I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

THAT GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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