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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th September 2005

Dilbert//5997, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 15th September 2005


Official transcript

"Wally, after I left the meeting yesterday, did you blame me for the failure of the project?"

"I'm getting a bad vibe from people today. That sort of rumor could stain my reputation and ruin my entire future."

"How dare you accuse me..."

"Well, well. Look who's impeding Wally again."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, AFTER I LEFT THE MEETING YESTERDAY, DID YOU BLAME ME FOR THE FAILURE OF THE PROJECT?

IM GETTING A BAD VIBE FROM PEOPLE TODAY. THAT SORT OF RUMOR COULD STAIN MY REPUTATION AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUTURE.

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME...

WELL, WELL.

LOOK WHO'S IMPEDING WALLY AGAIN

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Impeding Wally"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with Wally, another bespectacled man with a bald head, who is holding a cup of coffee.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert asks Wally, "Wally, after I left the meeting yesterday, did you blame me for the failure of the project?"
  • Wally responds, "Well, well. Look who's impeding Wally again."

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert says, "I'm getting a bad vibe from people today. That sort of rumor could stain my reputation and ruin my entire future."
  • Wally replies, "How dare you accuse me..."

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert is shown holding a cup of coffee, while Wally looks on.
  • The comic strip ends with the caption, "Well, well. Look who's impeding Wally again."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously depicts a situation where Dilbert accuses Wally of spreading rumors about him, only to be met with a sarcastic response from Wally. The exchange highlights the absurdity of office politics and the petty nature of gossip.

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