Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th October 2005

Dilbert//6031, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 19th October 2005

Tags

delete incriminating email witness to crime no good plan

Official transcript

I need you to delete all of our incriminating e-mails before the court sees them. "That plan is no good because I'd be a witness to the crime...unless you had me killed."

"Phase Two is none of your concern."

"It has a phase???"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DELETE ALL OF OUR INCRIMINATING EMAILS BEFORE THE COURT SEES THEM THAT PLAN IS NO GOOD BECAUSE I'D BE A WITNESS TO THE CRIME.

UNLESS YOU HAD ME KILLED.

PHASE TWO IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN IT HAS A PHASE? ??

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Phase of Concern"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a courtroom setting. He is seated at a desk, accompanied by a lawyer who is addressing the judge.

Key Elements:

• The lawyer requests that all incriminating e-mails be deleted before the court sees them.
• Dilbert responds that the plan is not good because he would be a witness to the crime, unless he had been killed.
• The lawyer expresses concern about the situation, stating that it is a phase.
• Dilbert asks if it has a phase, implying that he is unsure about the lawyer's response.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the legal system and the use of technology in criminal cases. It highlights the absurdity of deleting incriminating evidence and the confusion that can arise from complex legal terminology.

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