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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th October 2005

Dilbert//6031, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 19th October 2005


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delete incriminating email witness to crime no good plan


Official transcript

I need you to delete all of our incriminating e-mails before the court sees them. "That plan is no good because I'd be a witness to the crime...unless you had me killed."

"Phase Two is none of your concern."

"It has a phase???"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DELETE ALL OF OUR INCRIMINATING EMAILS BEFORE THE COURT SEES THEM THAT PLAN IS NO GOOD BECAUSE I'D BE A WITNESS TO THE CRIME.

UNLESS YOU HAD ME KILLED.

PHASE TWO IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN IT HAS A PHASE? ??

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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