Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th December 2005

Dilbert//6090, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 17th December 2005

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desperate venture capitalist math grades first idea mezzanine funding cash bag students education

Official transcript

Vijay, the World's Most Desperate Venture Capitalist "You two have good math grades."

$ 8 "If you grow up and marry and produce a little engineer baby, I want to invest in its first idea."

"Please don't be too late!"

"Dude, we're already looking for mezzanine funding."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VIJAY, THE WORLD'S MOST DESPERATE VENTURE CAPITALIST YOU TWO HAVE GOOD MATH GRADES.

IF YOU GROW UP AND MARRY AND PRODUCE A LITTLE ENGINEER BABY, I WANT TO INVEST IN ITS FIRST IDEA.

PLEASE DON'T BE TOO LATE!

DUDE, WE'RE ALREADY LOOKING FOR MEZZANINE FUNDING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Vijay's Venture Capital Pitch"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip, originally published in 2005, features Vijay, a venture capitalist, attempting to woo two young individuals into investing in his first idea. The conversation begins with Vijay boasting about his impressive math grades and his desire to invest in the duo's "first idea." Despite their initial hesitation, Vijay persists, offering a mezzanine funding opportunity. The strip humorously portrays Vijay's overzealous approach to securing investors, highlighting the challenges of pitching ideas to potential backers.

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