Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th December 2005

Dilbert//6091, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 18th December 2005

Tags

buy insurance whole life umbrella rider read list acts of god wrong god lighting strike

Official transcript

"I'd like to buy some insurance, but I don't know much about it."

"You need my special indemnity casualty whole life umbrella rider binder."

"What does it cover?"

"I can't answer that directly?"

"Just read that list of exclusions. Anything not in there is covered."

"Does it cover acts of God?"

"Yes, unless you pray to the wrong one."

"How do I know if it's the wrong god?"

"If you buy this insurance, and lightning doesn't strike me, try another god."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME INSURANCE, BUT I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT.

YOU NEED MY SPECIAL INDEMNITY CASUALTY WHOLE LIFE UMBRELLA RIDER BINDER.

WHAT DOES IT COVER?

I CAN'T ANSWER THAT DIRECTLY.

JUST READ THAT LIST OF EXCLUSIONS. ANYTHING NOT IN THERE IS COVERED.

DOES IT COVER ACTS OF GOD?

YES, UNLESS YOU PRAY TO THE WRONG ONE.

HOW DO I KNOW IF IT'S THE WRONG GOD?

IF YOU BUY THIS INSURANCE, AND LIGHTNING DOESN'T STRIKE ME, TRY ANOTHER GOD.

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