Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th January 2006

Dilbert//6112, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 8th January 2006

Official transcript

"My allergies are kicking up again."

"GAAA!!!"

"Good gravy, man! Do you have any idea what you've just done?!!"

"Since you brought up the topic of health..."

"When I was having my bones set, the doctor noticed that I have a detached colon."

"My small intestines will eventually burrow up past my spleen and try to leave my body."

"GAAA!!! HERE IT COMES!!!"

gurgle "And don't get me started about my bunions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ALLERGIES ARE KICKING UP AGAIN.

GAAA!!!

GOOD GRAVY, MAN!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?!!

SINCE YOU BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC OF HEALTH...

WHEN I WAS HAVING MY BONES SET, THE DOCTOR NOTICED THAT I HAVE A DETACHED COLON.

MY SMALL INTESTINES WILL EVENTUALLY BURROW UP PAST MY SPLEEN AND TRY TO LEAVE MY BODY.

GAAA!!!

HERE IT COMES!!!

GURGLE AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT MY BUNIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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