Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th January 2006

Dilbert//6112, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 8th January 2006

Official transcript

"My allergies are kicking up again."

"GAAA!!!"

"Good gravy, man! Do you have any idea what you've just done?!!"

"Since you brought up the topic of health..."

"When I was having my bones set, the doctor noticed that I have a detached colon."

"My small intestines will eventually burrow up past my spleen and try to leave my body."

"GAAA!!! HERE IT COMES!!!"

gurgle "And don't get me started about my bunions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ALLERGIES ARE KICKING UP AGAIN.

GAAA!!!

GOOD GRAVY, MAN!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?!!

SINCE YOU BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC OF HEALTH...

WHEN I WAS HAVING MY BONES SET, THE DOCTOR NOTICED THAT I HAVE A DETACHED COLON.

MY SMALL INTESTINES WILL EVENTUALLY BURROW UP PAST MY SPLEEN AND TRY TO LEAVE MY BODY.

GAAA!!!

HERE IT COMES!!!

GURGLE AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT MY BUNIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Doctor's Diagnosis"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a doctor's office visit, where a patient is experiencing health issues. The doctor's diagnosis is that the patient has a detached colon, which is causing their small intestines to burrow up past their spleen and attempt to leave their body. The patient is shocked and amused by the diagnosis, while the doctor remains serious and matter-of-fact.

Key Elements:

• The patient's health issues
• The doctor's diagnosis of a detached colon
• The patient's reaction to the diagnosis
• The doctor's serious and matter-of-fact demeanor

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at the absurdity of medical diagnoses and the seriousness with which doctors often approach their work. The use of a detached colon as a punchline adds to the comedic effect, making the strip a lighthearted and entertaining read.

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