Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th January 2006

Dilbert//6113, first published twenty years ago on Monday 9th January 2006

Official transcript

Your resume looks great. I see no reason you wouldn't be an excellent phone center employee. "Mwab blah glob wobmah tob muh wah wah."

"This job got a lot less stressful once I realized I hate our customers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR RSUM LOOKS GREAT. I SEE NO REASON YOU WOULDN'T BE AN EXCELLENT PHONE CENTER EMPLOYEE.

MWAB BLAH GLOB WOBMAH TOB MUH WAH WAH.

THIS JOB GOT A LOT LESS STRESSFUL ONCE I REALIZED I HATE OUR CUSTOMERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Job Well Hated"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a job interview where the applicant's resume is scrutinized, but not for the reasons one might expect. Instead of highlighting their qualifications, the interviewer focuses on their poor grammar and spelling, which he believes would make them a "wobmah tob muh wah wah" employee. The applicant is taken aback by this response, but the interviewer reveals that he actually dislikes the company's customers and is seeking an excuse to quit. The applicant, who has been struggling to find employment, is surprised by the interviewer's honesty and is left wondering if he should be grateful for the opportunity to work in a job he dislikes.

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