Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th January 2006

Dilbert//6113, first published twenty years ago on Monday 9th January 2006

Official transcript

Your resume looks great. I see no reason you wouldn't be an excellent phone center employee. "Mwab blah glob wobmah tob muh wah wah."

"This job got a lot less stressful once I realized I hate our customers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR RSUM LOOKS GREAT. I SEE NO REASON YOU WOULDN'T BE AN EXCELLENT PHONE CENTER EMPLOYEE.

MWAB BLAH GLOB WOBMAH TOB MUH WAH WAH.

THIS JOB GOT A LOT LESS STRESSFUL ONCE I REALIZED I HATE OUR CUSTOMERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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