Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th February 2006

Dilbert//6144, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 9th February 2006

Official transcript

Welcome to Dogbert's school for zombies and/or certified project managers. "The training is the same for either profession. The main difference is that zombies get more sun."

"Repeat after me: I want to calendar an on-site post cutover support review meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR ZOMBIES AND/OR CERTIFIED PROJECT MANAGERS THE TRAINING IS THE SAME FOR EITHER PROFESSION. THE MAIN DIFFERENCE IS THAT ZOMBIES GET MORE SUN REPEAT AFTER ME: I WANT TO CALENDAR AN ON-SITE POST CUTOVER SUPPORT REVIEW MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Zombie Training"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval character, standing on a stool and addressing a group of people. He welcomes them to Dogbert's School for Zombies and/or Certified Project Managers, emphasizing that the training is the same for either profession, with the main difference being that zombies get more sun.

The punchline comes when Dilbert announces his intention to calendar an on-site post-cutover support review meeting, which is met with a blank stare from the audience. The humor lies in the unexpected twist on the typical corporate jargon, with Dilbert's deadpan delivery adding to the comedic effect.

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