Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th February 2006

Dilbert//6144, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 9th February 2006

Official transcript

Welcome to Dogbert's school for zombies and/or certified project managers. "The training is the same for either profession. The main difference is that zombies get more sun."

"Repeat after me: I want to calendar an on-site post cutover support review meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL FOR ZOMBIES AND/OR CERTIFIED PROJECT MANAGERS THE TRAINING IS THE SAME FOR EITHER PROFESSION. THE MAIN DIFFERENCE IS THAT ZOMBIES GET MORE SUN REPEAT AFTER ME: I WANT TO CALENDAR AN ON-SITE POST CUTOVER SUPPORT REVIEW MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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