Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th February 2006

Dilbert//6145, first published twenty years ago on Friday 10th February 2006

Official transcript

Certified Project Management Zombie "Let's review our assumptions, risks, and constraints."

"Your project management style is putting my joi de vivre at risk."

"It's funny because I don't have any."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CERTIFIED PROJECT MANAGEMENT ZOMBIE LET'S REVIEW OUR ASSUMPTIONS, RISKS, AND CONSTRAINTS YOUR PROJECT MANAGEMENT STYLE IS PUTTING MY JOIE DE VIVRE AT RISK.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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