Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th February 2006

Dilbert//6145, first published twenty years ago on Friday 10th February 2006

Official transcript

Certified Project Management Zombie "Let's review our assumptions, risks, and constraints."

"Your project management style is putting my joi de vivre at risk."

"It's funny because I don't have any."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CERTIFIED PROJECT MANAGEMENT ZOMBIE LET'S REVIEW OUR ASSUMPTIONS, RISKS, AND CONSTRAINTS YOUR PROJECT MANAGEMENT STYLE IS PUTTING MY JOIE DE VIVRE AT RISK.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Certified Project Management Zombie"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of professionals in a meeting, where one participant is described as a "Certified Project Management Zombie." The conversation revolves around reviewing assumptions, risks, and constraints, with the zombie participant expressing their lack of enthusiasm for project management, stating that it's "funny because I don't have any."

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of project management being overly complex or restrictive.
• The zombie character's apathy towards project management is humorous and relatable.
• The conversation highlights the importance of reviewing assumptions, risks, and constraints in project management.

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