Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st March 2006

Dilbert//6194, first published twenty years ago on Friday 31st March 2006

Tags

marketing guru tractor sized mp3 players free ipod pricing

Official transcript

The Marketing Guru "Consumers will buy our tractor-sized mp3 players if we offer something free with each one."

"So we'll offer a free iPod with each sale, and free towing to the landfill for our mp3 player."

"The rest is just pricing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MARKETING GURU CONSUMERS WILL BUY OUR TRACTOR-SIZED MP3 PLAYERS IF WE OFFER SOMETHING FREE WITH EACH ONE.

SO WELL OFFER A FREE iPOD WITH EACH SALE, AND FREE TOWING TO THE LANDFILL FOR OUR MP3 PLAYER THE REST IS JUST PRICING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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