Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st April 2006

Dilbert//6195, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 1st April 2006

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angelica jolie lips mp3 player must never soeak

Official transcript

The Marketing Guru "Your mp3 player is large and scary, but I can fix that."

"All it needs is a set of Angelina Jolie lips and everyone will love it."

Six Months Later "We must never speak of this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MARKETING GURU YOUR MP3 PLAYER IS LARGE AND SCARY, BUT I CAN FIX THAT.

ALL IT NEEDS IS A SET OF ANGELINA JOLIE LIPS AND EVER YONE WILL LOVE IT.

SIX MONTHS LATER WE MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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