Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th April 2006

Dilbert//6224, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 30th April 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, I have to let you go..."

"Well, this was bound to happen."

"I guess someone told you that I e-mailed our CEO and said you think his daughter looks like a chimp."

"Or is it because I built a guest house from stolen office supplies?"

"Maybe it's because you found out that I've been taking a dollar out of your desk every day for seven years."

"Actually, I was trying to say I have to let you go to a training class."

"Is it someplace nice?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I HAVE TO LET YOU GO..

WELL, THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.

I GUESS SOMEONE TOLD YOU THAT I EMAILED OUR CEO AND SAID YOU THINK HIS DAUGHTER LOOKS ITUE A CUITMO OR IS IT BECAUSE I BUILT A GUEST HOUSE FROM STOLEN OFFICE SUPPLIES?

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU FOUND OUT THAT IVE BEEN TAKING A DOLLAR OUT OF YOUR DESK EVERY DAY FOR SEVEN YEARS.

ACTUALLY, I WAS TRYING TO SAY I HAVE TO LET YOU GO TO A TRAINING CLASS.

IS IT SOMEPLACE NICE?

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