Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st May 2006

Dilbert//6225, first published twenty years ago on Monday 1st May 2006

Tags

new vice president billon dollars garbage barge oceanfront realestate open business barge

Official transcript

"I worked all year on a project that got canceled today because we got a new vice president who didn't like it."

"I made a billion dollars by convincing suckers that a garbage barge was oceanfront real estate."

"Would you lend me some money so I can open my own business."

"No, but I know some people on a barge who would."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WORKED ALL YEAR ON A PROJECT THAT GOT CANCELED TODAY BECAUSE WE GOT A NEW VICE PRESIDENT WHO DIDN'T LIKE IT.

I MADE A BILLION DOLLARS BY CONVINCING SUCKERS THAT A GARBAGE BARGE WAS OCEANFRONT REAL ESTATE.

WOULD YOU LEND ME SOME MONEY SO I CAN OPEN MY OWN BUSINESS?

NO, BUT I KNOW SOME PEOPLE ON A BARGE WHO WOULD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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