Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd May 2006

Dilbert//6226, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 2nd May 2006

Official transcript

"And that's how I made a billion dollars in shady real estate deals."

"The moral of the story is that crime doesn't pay..."

"Directly; it goes through escrow."

"Dogbert, don't ruin the rat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THAT'S HOW I MADE A BILLION DOLLARS IN SHADY REAL ESTATE DEALS.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT CRIME DOESNT PAY...

DIRECTLY; IT GOES THROUGH ESCROW.

DOGBERT, DON'T RUIN THE RAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Shady Real Estate Deals"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his cunning and manipulative nature, engaging in a conversation with a rat. The conversation revolves around Dogbert's involvement in shady real estate deals and his ability to make a substantial profit from them.

Key Points:

• Dogbert boasts about his financial success in the real estate market.
• He attributes his success to the moral of the story, which is that crime doesn't pay.
• Dogbert's statement is ironic, as he is involved in illegal activities.
• The rat expresses concern about the ethics of Dogbert's actions.
• Dogbert responds by saying that it goes through escrow, implying that he has found a way to launder his ill-gotten gains.

Overall:

The comic strip highlights Dogbert's cunning and ability to find ways to profit from his illicit activities. The conversation between Dogbert and the rat serves as a commentary on the nature of crime and the ways in which individuals can justify their actions.

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