Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd May 2006

Dilbert//6226, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 2nd May 2006

Official transcript

"And that's how I made a billion dollars in shady real estate deals."

"The moral of the story is that crime doesn't pay..."

"Directly; it goes through escrow."

"Dogbert, don't ruin the rat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THAT'S HOW I MADE A BILLION DOLLARS IN SHADY REAL ESTATE DEALS.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT CRIME DOESNT PAY...

DIRECTLY; IT GOES THROUGH ESCROW.

DOGBERT, DON'T RUIN THE RAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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