Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd May 2006

Dilbert//6227, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 3rd May 2006

Official transcript

CHIPS "Hello Dogbert. I am here to persuade you to give your billions to third world countries."

"If guilt does not work, I am prepared to wrestle you for it."

"How's your decoy working out?"

"He's got Bono in a headlock."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO DOGBERT. I AM HERE TO PERSUADE YOU TO GIVE YOUR BILLIONS TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES.

IF GUILT DOES NOT WORK, I AM PREPARED TO WRESTLE YOU FOR IT HOW'S YOUR DECOY WORKING OUT?

HE'S GOT BONO IN A HEADLOCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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