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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd May 2006

Dilbert//6227, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 3rd May 2006


Official transcript

CHIPS "Hello Dogbert. I am here to persuade you to give your billions to third world countries."

"If guilt does not work, I am prepared to wrestle you for it."

"How's your decoy working out?"

"He's got Bono in a headlock."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HELLO DOGBERT. I AM HERE TO PERSUADE YOU TO GIVE YOUR BILLIONS TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES.

IF GUILT DOES NOT WORK, I AM PREPARED TO WRESTLE YOU FOR IT HOW'S YOUR DECOY WORKING OUT?

HE'S GOT BONO IN A HEADLOCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Guilt Trip"

Summary:

  • Dogbert, a dog, is trying to persuade a woman to give billions of dollars to third-world countries.
  • The woman is hesitant due to guilt, but Dogbert is prepared to wrestle her for it if necessary.
  • A man in the background is seen working out, suggesting that he may be involved in the wrestling match.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using guilt to manipulate people into donating money, and the absurdity of using physical force to achieve this goal.

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