Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th June 2006

Dilbert//6279, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 24th June 2006

Official transcript

"I'm Betty the Bulldozer, and I always get what I want!"

"Drop everything and start doing my bidding now, intern!"

"This was just a test. Wait here until I need something."

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M BETTY THE BULLDOZER, AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!

DROP EVERYTHING AND START DOING MY BIDDING NOW, INTERN!

\ 1/ THIS WAS JUST A TEST. WAIT HERE UNTIL I NEED SOMETHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I'm Betty the Bulldozer, and I Always Get What I Want!"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Betty the Bulldozer and an intern. The conversation is as follows:

• Betty: "I'm Betty the Bulldozer, and I always get what I want!"
• Intern: "Drop everything and start doing my bidding now, intern!"
• Betty: "This was just a test. Wait here until I need something."

The comic strip is a humorous take on the common workplace scenario where a boss or manager demands that an employee drop everything and attend to their needs immediately. The punchline, where Betty reveals that the entire conversation was just a test, adds a layer of irony and surprise to the strip. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the often-absurd nature of workplace dynamics and the power dynamics between bosses and employees.

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