Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th June 2006

Dilbert//6280, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 25th June 2006

Official transcript

"Welcome to Dogbert's accelerated sales training course."

"Today you will learn how a person can simultaneously drink and golf."

"What will we learn tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow? What part of 'accelerated' is confusing you?"

"As you know, the hard part about drinking and golfing is that they both require your hands."

"That's why I invented the sportsman's beer muzzle."

"Give this to your client and the sale will practically make itself."

"Ooh!"

"Ooh!"

"Ooh!"

"This ish the besht day of my life!"

"I'll put you down for ten pallets of mouse pads."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S ACCELERATED SALES TRAINING COURSE TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW A PERSON CAN SIMULTANEOUSLY DRINK AND GOLF.

WHAT WILL WE LEARN TOMORROW?

TOMORROW?

WHAT PART OF "ACCELERATED" IS CONFUSING YOU?

AS YOU KNOW, THE HARD PART ABOUT DRINKING AND GOLFING IS THAT THEY BOTH REQUIRE YOUR HANDS.

THAT'S WHY I INVENTED THE SPORTSMAN'S BEER MUZZLE.

GIVE THIS TO YOUR CLIENT AND THE SALE WILL PRACTICALLY MAKE ITSELF.

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THIS ISH THE BESHT DAY OF MY LIFE!

I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR TEN PALLETS OF MOUSE PADS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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