Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th June 2006
Dilbert//6280, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 25th June 2006
Official transcript
"Welcome to Dogbert's accelerated sales training course."
"Today you will learn how a person can simultaneously drink and golf."
"What will we learn tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow? What part of 'accelerated' is confusing you?"
"As you know, the hard part about drinking and golfing is that they both require your hands."
"That's why I invented the sportsman's beer muzzle."
"Give this to your client and the sale will practically make itself."
"Ooh!"
"Ooh!"
"Ooh!"
"This ish the besht day of my life!"
"I'll put you down for ten pallets of mouse pads."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S ACCELERATED SALES TRAINING COURSE TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW A PERSON CAN SIMULTANEOUSLY DRINK AND GOLF.
WHAT WILL WE LEARN TOMORROW?
TOMORROW?
WHAT PART OF "ACCELERATED" IS CONFUSING YOU?
AS YOU KNOW, THE HARD PART ABOUT DRINKING AND GOLFING IS THAT THEY BOTH REQUIRE YOUR HANDS.
THAT'S WHY I INVENTED THE SPORTSMAN'S BEER MUZZLE.
GIVE THIS TO YOUR CLIENT AND THE SALE WILL PRACTICALLY MAKE ITSELF.
!
!
!
THIS ISH THE BESHT DAY OF MY LIFE!
I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR TEN PALLETS OF MOUSE PADS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Accelerated Sales Training"
Summary:
The comic strip, titled "Accelerated Sales Training," features Dilbert attending a training course where he learns how to drink and golf simultaneously. The course is led by a mysterious figure who claims to have invented the "sportsman's beer muzzle," which allows for both activities. However, the effectiveness of the muzzle is questionable, as it requires both hands to be free, making it difficult to hold a golf club.
Key Points:
- Dilbert attends an accelerated sales training course.
- The course teaches how to drink and golf simultaneously.
- A mysterious figure claims to have invented the "sportsman's beer muzzle."
- The muzzle requires both hands to be free, making it difficult to hold a golf club.
- The effectiveness of the muzzle is questionable.
Overall:
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of accelerated sales training and the challenges of multitasking. It highlights the absurdity of trying to combine two activities that require different levels of dexterity and coordination.
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