Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th June 2006

Dilbert//6281, first published twenty years ago on Monday 26th June 2006

Official transcript

Can you bring me up to speed before we go to the meeting? "No. You can't fit two gallons in a thimble no matter how fast you pour."

"Wait a minute...Which one of us is the thimble?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU BRING ME UP TO SPEED BEFORE WE GO TO THE MEETING?

NO. YOU CAN'T FIT TWO GALLONS IN A THIMBLE NO MATTER HOW FAST YOU POUR.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHICH ONE OF US IS THE THIMBLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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