Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th June 2006

Dilbert//6281, first published twenty years ago on Monday 26th June 2006

Official transcript

Can you bring me up to speed before we go to the meeting? "No. You can't fit two gallons in a thimble no matter how fast you pour."

"Wait a minute...Which one of us is the thimble?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU BRING ME UP TO SPEED BEFORE WE GO TO THE MEETING?

NO. YOU CAN'T FIT TWO GALLONS IN A THIMBLE NO MATTER HOW FAST YOU POUR.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHICH ONE OF US IS THE THIMBLE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Thimble"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his boss. The boss asks Dilbert to bring two gallons of a substance to a meeting, but Dilbert responds that he cannot fit two gallons in a thimble, regardless of how fast he pours. The boss then asks which one of them is the thimble, prompting Dilbert to wait a minute before responding.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the boss's request and the clever response from Dilbert. It showcases the typical Dilbert style of humor, which often involves clever wordplay and absurd situations.

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