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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th June 2006

Dilbert//6282, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 27th June 2006


Official transcript

I've written a future best-selling book. "It's part fake autobiography and part plagiarism."

Moby Dog Publisher Pitch "You were a large white whale? Wow!"

"Until I married Mary Magdalene."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE WRITTEN A FUTURE BESTSELLING BOOK.

IT'S PART FAKE AUTOBIOGRAPHY AND PART PLAGIARISM.

PUBLISHER PITCH YOU WERE A LARGE WHITE WHALE?

WOW!

UNTIL I MARRIED MARY MAGDALENE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Publisher Pitch"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a white whale, and his wife, Alice. The plot unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert reveals that he has written a future best-selling book.
  • He explains that the book is part fake autobiography and part plagiarism.
  • The publisher pitches an idea to Dilbert, suggesting that he marry Mary Magdalene.
  • Dilbert is shocked and responds, "You were a large white whale? Wow!"

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