Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th June 2006

Dilbert//6282, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 27th June 2006

Official transcript

I've written a future best-selling book. "It's part fake autobiography and part plagiarism."

Moby Dog Publisher Pitch "You were a large white whale? Wow!"

"Until I married Mary Magdalene."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE WRITTEN A FUTURE BESTSELLING BOOK.

IT'S PART FAKE AUTOBIOGRAPHY AND PART PLAGIARISM.

PUBLISHER PITCH YOU WERE A LARGE WHITE WHALE?

WOW!

UNTIL I MARRIED MARY MAGDALENE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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