Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th June 2006

Dilbert//6283, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 28th June 2006

Official transcript

"Oprah invited me to appear on her show to talk about my book, but I'm too busy. Can you pretend you're me?"

"Gosh...Normally I would never do something like that, but it's probably my only chance of being on Oprah. Thank you."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Oprah is a surprisingly good puncher."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OPRAH INVITED ME TO APPEAR ON HER SHOW TO TALK ABOUT MY BOOK. BUT I'M TOO BUSY. CAN YOU PRETEND YOU'RE ?

GOSH... NORMALLY I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT IT'S PROBABLY MY ONLY CHANCE OF BEING ON OPRAH.

THANK YOU.

OW!

OW!

OW!

OPRAH IS A SURPRISINGLY GOOD PUNCHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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