Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th July 2006

Dilbert//6311, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 26th July 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, I came to ask you for the new design specs."

"But we both know you'll send me to someone who doesn't have them, and that person will refer me back to you."

"When I return, you will have escaped to your secret hiding place."

"Ted has the specs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I CAME TO ASK YOU FOR THE NEW DESIGN SPECS.

BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOULL SEND ME TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEM. AND THAT PERSON WILL REFER ME BACK TO YOU.

WHEN I RETURN, YOU WILL HAVE ESCAPED TO YOUR SECRET HIDING PLACE.

TED HAS THE SPECS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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