Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th July 2006

Dilbert//6312, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 27th July 2006

Official transcript

There's a little thing I like to do before any meeting with a marketing guy. BONK! "This way there's more congruence between the things you say and the way you look."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A LITTLE THING I LIKE TO DO BEFORE ANY MEETING WITH A MARKETING GUY.

BONK!

THIS WAY THERE'S MORE CONGRUENCE BETWEEN THE THINGS YOU SAY AND THE WAY YOU LOOK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Marketing Speak"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2006, features Dilbert and his marketing colleague, Alice. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his dislike for meetings with marketing professionals. Alice responds by using a phrase that sounds impressive but lacks meaning, "This way there's more congruence between the things you say and the way you look."

Dilbert is unimpressed, pointing out that the phrase is meaningless. Alice becomes defensive, insisting that the phrase is correct and that Dilbert is just not understanding it. The conversation ends with Dilbert rolling his eyes and walking away, leaving Alice looking confused and frustrated.

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