Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th July 2006

Dilbert//6312, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 27th July 2006

Official transcript

There's a little thing I like to do before any meeting with a marketing guy. BONK! "This way there's more congruence between the things you say and the way you look."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A LITTLE THING I LIKE TO DO BEFORE ANY MEETING WITH A MARKETING GUY.

BONK!

THIS WAY THERE'S MORE CONGRUENCE BETWEEN THE THINGS YOU SAY AND THE WAY YOU LOOK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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