Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th August 2006

Dilbert//6326, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 10th August 2006

Official transcript

The Mildly Retarded Consultant "You'll have to drink from the firehose unless..."

"...You drill down and check the dashboard to see why the bloatware bubbled up from the bake-off."

"Does that mean anything?"

"Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MILDLY RETARDED CONSULTANT YOULL HAVE TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE UNLESS. ..

... YOU DRILL DOWN AND CHECK THE DASHBOARD TO SEE WHY THE BLOATWARE BUBBLED UP FROM THE BAKE-OFF.

DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING?

DON'T PING MY CHEESE WITH YOUR BANDWIDTH.

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