Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd August 2006

Dilbert//6338, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 22nd August 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, we've been monitoring your Internet usage."

"You've been running a side business on eBay, selling our office supplies."

"Well, I guess empowerment turned out to be a bunch of blah, blah, blah."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WE VE BEEN MONITORING YOUR INTERNET USAGE.

YOUVE BEEN RUNNING A SIDE BUSINESS ON EBAY, SELLING OUR OFFICE SUPPLIES.

WELL, I GUESS EMPOWERMENT TURNED OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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